ah, yuh that's right this one's for all the naysayers and dream-slayers who told the Hawk-man it couldn't be done. Listen up. Your momma is so fat, she's got a trashbag for a sock. She's so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock. Your momma is so ugly that her dog won't give her fleas. You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Your momma is so damn big, her ass affects the tide. She's so huge that on their honeymoon, your dad hired a guide. Your momma's so damn poor, she can't even afford lice. Yo, the bitch got married 'cause she needed rice. Ha ha ha That's right, I'm talking about your damn momma. She's such a skank, the other night, I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. Yo, check this out. Your momma is so skank, she's like hot ass on a cold day. She's so poor that at McDonald's, she puts food on layaway. Your momma is like lettuce: a quarter a head. When I said "act your age", the bitch dropped dead. Your momma is so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes two trips. Someone tried to kiss her, but he couldn't find her lips. Your momma's so damn ugly, Michael Jackson wants her bones. She's such a fuckin' skank, she'll give you VD through the phone. Ha ha ha That's right. What you got to say about it, bitch?