 Folder > Laugh, it's funnyHumor is its own reward
Owned by Unordained - Created on 07/28/2003 - Last edited on 11/01/2005  08/09/17 :: Quote :: UnknownSome asshole just farted in my pants. 08/09/17 :: Quote :: Terry Pratchett (not verbatim)Build a man a fire--he'll be warm a night
Set a man on fire--he'll be warm for life 08/29/08 :: Quote :: Harry S TrumanWhenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. 02/27/08 :: Quote :: DaveOh, that's my problem: I inform people against their will! 10/21/07 :: Quote :: A. SpammerI think this email passes the Turing test on accident:
Hi, how's doing? The answer is lying on the surface. You're dead on your feet, man, I can tell! But chill out, there's plenty of people just like you. Do you know that an immense grow of people suffering from a sexual disorder is observed, it's being counted by millions already. Questioned? It's a modern life style. You get-you pay. Everyth [...] 10/06/07 :: Reference :: (link) :: L0rdZ pR4y3r09/15/07 :: Quote :: MC Hawking
ah, yuh
that's right
this one's for all the naysayers and dream-slayers
who told the Hawk-man it couldn't be done.
Listen up.
Your momma is so fat, she's got a trashbag for a sock.
She's so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
Your momma is so ugly that her dog won't give her fleas.
You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Your momma is so da [...] 09/04/07 :: Reference :: (link) :: The God Fuse04/16/07 :: Quote :: Napoleon BonaparteNever interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. 04/14/07 :: Quote :: Ernest HemingwayHappiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.  09/25/06 :: Image :: HIPAA quiz :: 09/13/06 :: Article :: Misterr Dabaar :: The story of how we met (invented) Mrr. Dabaar08/29/06 :: Reference :: (link) :: Why Can't We See God - A scientific explanation08/09/06 :: Article :: The Decameron :: Putting the Devil in Hell. Is that what they call it these days?08/09/06 :: Quote :: Giovanni BoccaccioAlibech turns hermit, and a monk, Rustico, teaches her to put the Devil in Hell. Afterwards she is brought home, and married to Neerbale.
Dioneus listened attentively to the Queen’s discourse, and when she had done and he knew that only he remained to complete the day’s entertainment, without trifling away the time or awaiting a command from the Queen, thus he began.
Gracious ladies, it may [...] 06/10/06 :: Reference :: (link) :: MonkeySphere01/12/06 :: Reference :: (link) :: Butt Seks for Jesus11/23/05 :: Quote :: Henry David ThoreauAny fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. 11/01/05 :: Folder :: Concepts10/02/05 :: Quote :: Thomas JeffersonIf a nation expects to be ignorant and free ... it expects what never was and never will be.
09/30/05 :: Quote :: Thomas JeffersonWe are not to expect to be translated from despotism to liberty in a feather bed. 08/27/05 :: Quote :: Mark TwainIf it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. 08/15/05 :: Quote :: R.S. Surtees (author)More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice. 06/19/05 :: Reference :: (link) :: Grocery Store Wars - Join the Organic Rebellion06/16/05 :: Quote :: Dale HancheyWe embrace this idea with an enthusiasm born of desperation. 06/10/05 :: Quote :: Abraham LincolnThe best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. 06/09/05 :: Quote :: [unspecified]The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us
is right. 05/03/05 :: Article :: Double-quotes for emphasis :: Who the hell thought this was a good idea?03/15/05 :: Quote :: Oscar AmeringerPolitics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other. 02/11/05 :: Quote :: Bjarne StroustrupCuriously enough, the volume of interest and public debate is often inversely proportional to the importance of a feature. The reason is that it is much easier to have a firm opinion on a minor feature than on a major one; minor features fit directly into the current state of affairs, whereas major ones - by definition - do not.
[Editor's note: while this was in the context of C++ language featur [...] 01/30/05 :: Quote :: Chuang-tzuAll men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility. 01/21/05 :: Quote :: Dale HancheyIf you haven't tested it, it doesn't work. 11/03/04 :: Reference :: (link) :: [proprietary title of article satirizing the gay-marriage issue at the state level, removed]08/31/04 :: Quote :: insignisThis Earth has less than 10% of its total space remaining. Would you like Windows to run Earth cleanup now? 08/31/04 :: Quote :: ZarthragEarth is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can. 05/11/04 :: Reference :: (link) :: The rest of the abuse photo cartoons 05/07/04 :: Article :: Beware the demonizers :: How to spot crap on sight04/18/04 :: Quote :: Henry Stimson (Secretary of State)... gentlemen do not read each other's mail. 04/07/04 :: Quote :: Mark TwainIf you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause, and reflect.
[Ed. Note: you should likely reflect, regardless, but this is funnier.] 03/04/04 :: File :: Redux :: Quick-time video02/11/04 :: Reference :: (link) :: Handy Latin Phrases02/02/04 :: Article :: I'm thinking in plaid! :: We strive to make sure our editorials are as trendy as we can.02/02/04 :: Article :: CBS is being mean to me! :: MoveOn.org's "Child Play" ad is being refused -- oh no!01/09/04 :: Reference :: (link) :: How to deconstruct almost anything01/02/04 :: Quote :: Dennis MillerLiberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it. 12/01/03 :: Reference :: (link) :: Ban the Bible, A Persuasive Speech11/21/03 :: Article :: Knight to Cell block C3. :: Crack is the incorrect way to kill a fetus10/19/03 :: Quote :: Winston ChurchillI am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. 10/17/03 :: Quote :: CLikiCLiki pages can be edited by anyone at any time. Imagine a fearsomely comprehensive disclaimer of liability. Now fear, comprehensively
10/08/03 :: Quote :: [unspecified]You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think. 10/03/03 :: Quote :: Woody AllenTo you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition. 09/27/03 :: Quote :: Strong BadThere are no two people who are not on fire. 09/09/03 :: Quote :: MontesquieuSometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. 09/04/03 :: Quote :: Scott AdamsNormal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. 09/04/03 :: Quote :: Mark TwainFamiliarity breeds contempt -- and children. 07/29/03 :: Article :: Hate mail? :: Taking a look at how people respond to sarcasm07/28/03 :: Reference :: (link) :: Outrageous Christianity |
