Reference > [proprietary title of article satirizing the gay-marriage issue at the state level, removed]
Description :: The Onion, Volume 40, Issue 08, February 25, 2004
I would quote the article, but they don't appreciate it by default. I might ask for permission later.

For those who don't know, The Onion is an almost-pure satire "news" site. (They occasionally run non-faked interviews. It's rare.) Link removed, as it was wrong anyway. If you can get to old issues (sufficient references provided above), more power to you.

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