11/19/09 :: The Freaking Gideons :: I went to a Gideon meeting.05/23/09 :: Three Million Dollars :: Entertainment to bait...I mean, convert... the masses.03/30/09 :: The Abortion Debate Is Stupid. :: It seriously is.03/15/09 :: God's Will :: My Take on how "God's Will" is used by christians11/05/07 :: Oklahoma HB 1804, Now with Bitter Commentary! :: A new law regarding immigration.08/14/07 :: Gender Equality :: Help! Someone stole my penis and gave it to a woman! Then they took it from her and destroyed it!06/13/07 :: The Internet Is Not Magic :: The internet works in non-mysterious ways.01/11/07 :: Benzodiazepines Suck :: My fun-filled trek through drug-induced stupor.07/15/05 :: Meaningless Primary Keys, Arrogance :: You're wrong, I won't tell you why, but the results will be disastrous. *makes "spooky fingers" gesture*09/19/07 :: Simplified Employee Medical Health Questionnaire :: A simplified version of the Simplified Employee Medical Health Questionnaire form I had to fill out recently03/29/07 :: Lotus Notes is TWICE as MORE GOOD! :: Lotus Notes Web Access!01/11/07 :: (link) :: Xanax XR info.01/11/07 :: (link) :: Tom Cruise Is Nuts07/15/05 :: (link) :: Everything you think you know about primary keys is wrong, because I read books.07/15/05 :: (link) :: Meaningless Primary Keys are Teh Evel!!11!