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Lotus Notes Web Access!

Explanation ::

Most lame-ass web-based email systems only give you one scroll bar to scroll through a long message.

HA! Those SUCK!

Lotus Notes Web Access gives you TWO scroll bars!

So while your friends are scrolling through their emails with one scroll bar like SUCKERS, you'll be ROCKING through your emails with TWICE the SCROLL POWER thanks to Lotus Notes Web Access!