 Person > Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Owned by Unordained - Created on 01/28/2005 - Never edited  12/17/07 :: Quote :: Mark TwainOne of the most striking differences between a
cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. 08/27/05 :: Quote :: Mark TwainIf it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. 04/02/05 :: Reference :: (link) :: The War Prayer04/07/04 :: Quote :: Mark TwainIf you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause, and reflect.
[Ed. Note: you should likely reflect, regardless, but this is funnier.] 09/04/03 :: Quote :: Mark TwainClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. 09/04/03 :: Quote :: Mark TwainFamiliarity breeds contempt -- and children. |
